Chrissy Darling

Chrissy Darling

Wednesday, 30 July 2008

My three favourite subjects are: one, Kings and Queens of the Plantagenet era; two, the effects of carcinogenic dyes on rats and, finally, Scally boys! Keeping that in mind here are some tips on how to attract a sexy Scally boy. If you follow these tips not only will you land yourself a Scally stunner but your life will become even more glamorous and gorgeous. We’re talking on an uber level!

Tips on getting a sexy Scally boy:

• Fancying boys is a start! If you don’t fancy boys then these tips will do fuck all for you.

• If you own a jewellery shop that specialises in selling gold then you're onto a winner! Especially thick gold chains and sovereigns! You will have your pick of Scally stunners, worshiping at your feet for jewellery!

• Scally boys love their dangerous dogs - so become a dangerous dog breeder. You know the type, the ones that chew pensioners. (Dogs not scallies!)

• Become a manager of JJB Sports. Free trackies equals free sex!

• Learn how to disable electronic tags from ankles. This community serving skill will ensure you will be offered sex from top-notch scally boys forever!

• If you work in a chip shop and can give away free fish and chips then every sexy scally boy in the world will want some of your battered sausage!

• Finally move to a council tower block and sit on the stairs with a bottle of vodka and loads of ciggies at three in the morning! You are guaranteed to pull a stunner!

Peace and Love!
Chrissy Darling xx

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