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It's Essentially Cruz101...
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So we're all well fed and... well... drunk... no wait, that didn't come out right. Anyway, we're all quite merry and heading back to flash our wristbands and edge our way through the crowds to a packed Cruz101. And then a few of us venture further afield to sample Essential. And then... Oh it's all very, very blurry.
PHOTOS : PAGE 1
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And we begin with a photo of me with... who IS this? Someone tell me, please? |
| The boys show off their matching torsos. |
| Smile please! |
| Person with silver bum (i). |
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Person with silver bum (ii). |
| Person... oh look, I was drunk, okay? |
| Timmy and Tommy. Aw. |
| Tabby and Trishy. Aw. [that's not their real names is it? Ed] |
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So we decide to scour the club and get photos of Tommy with at least 20 people... are you ready... |
| 1. Open your eyes, now. |
| 2. And let me hear you say... |
| 3. Y... MCA. Nice. |
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4. Is it just me, or is the room spinning... |
| 5. No, wait. Tommy forgot to get in this one. |
| That's better. 5. |
| 6. Although this one doesn't really count. |
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6. Or 7, depending on if you counted the previous 6. |
| 8. I'm losing track here. |
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Look, we've HAD picture of you two already. You can't count it. |
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| I think we've given up. |
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| Okay, Nick, smile please! |
| Wait, I don't think I got you in the last one... smile again! |
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"Bag Search: A worrying 5 seconds... have we stashed the poppers?" |
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| "A reason to keep going back to Essential" |
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[ intro | page 1 | page 2 ]
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![Tabby and Trishy. Aw. [that's not their real names is it? Ed]](http://www.rcnpix.com/photos/0/0/2/9/2/thumbnails/496-9698_IMG.jpg)
